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The Great Kvetch: Jews For McCain

By: Katie Halper Tuesday November 4, 2008 9:48 am

Send this video to all the Jews you know who are on the fence. If you have grandparents of the Floridian persuasion, and you can't embark on the Great Schlep, be a great kvetch and send them this video, or play it for them over the phone.And here's great rhetorical tool to use with people who fancy themselves AI-PAC loyalists and lovers of Israel:

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Women for McCain!

By: Katie Halper Wednesday October 15, 2008 6:05 pm

The right to choose. The Supreme Court. Equal pay for equal work. Where does McCain stand on the issues that matter to women? Find out from Women for McCain.

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Trapped in Section 60: an Interview with the Directors of “Section 60: Arlington Nation Cemetery”

By: Katie Halper Monday October 13, 2008 6:00 pm

Most Americans have never heard of Section 60, let alone visited it. But tonight, thanks to filmmakers Jon Alpert and Matt O’Neill, you can get a glimpse of the area in Arlington National Cemetery where the men and women who have died fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq are buried. Section 60:

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Presidential Nominees Gone Wild (Part I)

By: Katie Halper Monday September 29, 2008 5:00 pm

You Never Forget Your First Debate, but in case you do forget it, or like, never watched it in the first place, here are the undebatably top 10 best moments from Friday Night's debate. 1) Host Jim Lehrer tries to provoke a presidential man love/hate catfight: "talk to each other about it.

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McCain Suspends Campaign in Order to Learn About “the Issue of Economics”

By: Katie Halper Friday September 26, 2008 9:00 am

The liberals who complain about Bush never admitting to any (alleged) mistakes should be thrilled by McCain's campaign suspension campaign. McCain admitted that "the issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should," and now he's doing what he can to fix that. In all fairness, McCain has always had a plan:

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Top 5 Totally Reasonable Explanations for McCain’s Zapatero Statement

By: Katie Halper Friday September 19, 2008 8:10 pm

Does McCain know where Spain is?

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The Palin Doctrine: You Pay for Your Rape Kit . . . I’ll Pay for my Tanning Bed

By: Katie Halper Friday September 19, 2008 4:00 pm

Sarah Palin was ambushed by Charlie Gibson with a gotcha question about the Bush Doctrine. Well, maybe Palin isn't an expert on the current president's doctrine, but, as her hero Virginia Woolf would have it, the governator has a doctrine of one's own, the Palin Doctrine, which strikes a balance between governmental largess and governmental neglect.

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My First Obama-flage Hat Victory! I Convert The Mayor of 9/11

By: Katie Halper Friday August 29, 2008 6:50 pm

On Thursday I predicted that my Obama-flage would convert people to the Obama cause. But I never would have predicted that my first convert would be Rudy Giuliani

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Video Katie: PUMA Hunting

By: Katie Halper Thursday August 28, 2008 5:00 pm

Check out these PUMA's. They out themselves pretty easily as McCain fans in Hillary fans' clothing. This guy (let's call him Ed) is the least convincing "life-long-democrat" ever. He is such a corn-fed life-long-Republican. As for the older woman (We'll call her Estel), I think she's one of those used to be progressive types who is now an old bitter racist.

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Here’s How I Will Win The Election For Obama

By: Katie Halper Thursday August 28, 2008 6:08 am

What can assuage the fears of Obamaphobes more than a camouflage baseball embroidered with an Obama for President logo and an American Flag. The hat will subliminally convince people that Obama is America is the military is national security. In fact, I think we need to launch an entire line of Obamoflage.

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